What Should Israelis Call Me

What you want to say to the frechot

When the 13 year-olds blast music from their phones on the street

you’re just like:

When Layla Lavan is approaching

When there are night buses on Thursdays and Saturdays

When you enjoy the fact that Israel’s drinking age is 18

When you are riding your bike in Tel Aviv

no one knows which way to go like:

Everyone at Park HaYarkon

When an Israeli assumes you are on Taglit just because you spoke English

When Israelis use random English words in Hebrew conversation

You’re like…”that was weird.”

When the beach is packed during tourist season